Promo

Some old footage I put together. 

Enjoy.

Sleeping is dumb.

Sleeping is a waste of time. It actually really is. You will sleep 1/3 of your life away, and there is nothing you can do about it. Reasons sleep pisses me off.

1. We would be much more productive if we did not sleep. Plain and simple.

2. Society has made it so that you are suppose to sleep when you want to be awake, and your awake at fucking god awful hours of the morning when you want to sleep. (all the fun shit happens at night anyway)

3. All my friends do not get themselves out of bed until 2p.m., so that when I am awake in the morning there is nothing to do.

4. The only times i enjoy sleep is when I am actually tired and want to go to bed. (too bad thats in the middle of the day when the average person is in school or work).

All I'm saying is that we should all get together and collect as much aderol, vyvance, ect... as we can, and take it all. Then we can throw an eternal party until our brains fizzle out.

Events

THE BEST WEEK EVER Giants Stadium Tailgate

Thursday @ Giant Stadium

7-11p.m. 

music, food, and a parking lot. 

byob.

Most of the Dumbassia team will be in attendance.

Check out the event page for more details.

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=121922451159707&index=1

The lead singer is hot too. If you drink your responsibility though. Parking is like 25 bucks too.

Dumb Stuff

So last night while playing beer pong at the "club house" a.k.a. Sean's garage attic, we lost six of the seven pong balls to the crawl space never to be seen again. So, as oppose to making a replacement pong ball out of tin foil and plastic wrap (which we have done before), we decided to just play with one ball. Playing with one ball sucks, especially when your drunk. You always forget who's turn it is, and you have to make sure you do not lose that ball. Anyway, while playing this one ball pong stupidity and listening to Bizzy Bone, Sean shoots the last surviving ball and it bounces off the table heading towards the condemning crawl space. This is the stupidity that occurred: 

1. Drunken me decided that it was too early to stop playing pong, and goes after the ball. 

2. Drunken me then preceded to jump down to the one part of the attic that isn't wooden floor in a desperate attempt to save the ball.

3. The force of drunken me jumping down caused the sheetrock to break below me.

4. The sheetrock cracked and was hanging down into Sean's parent's garage.

5. Drunken attempts were made to fix it, but overall failed.

6. The last pong ball was still lost.

So Sean was not happy. I kinda wish I fell through the ceiling into the garage. It would have made for a much better story.     

So we got a blog now....

Mind blowing right.