Crap Horror Movie of the Day

Sleep Away Camp

This movie.......has like everything in it. Sex, drugs, pedophile chefs, death by curling irons, trannies, killer bees........just watch it.
I especially liked this scene for the awkwardly long scream at the end of it.

Bad Horror Movie Of The Day

Movie: Phantasm
Villain: The Tall Man
Best Parts In This Movie: 1. Your having sex with a hot chick then BAM she turns into the tall man, and just to add insult to injury he kills you. 2. He turns your friends into a chain gang of slave dwarves. 3. BOYYYYYY!

The guys from Jackass have been my own personal inspiration for a while now. (Probably the biggest reason Dumbassia came to be). They are now coming out with their third feature length film in 3D, which I'm reminding everyone comes out this friday. I was on VBS.TV this morning and they posted a video on the making of Jackass 3D. It got me really stoked to go see it. Heres the video.

Naked Lap Fail

On Sunday night, we were playing beer pong and my team ended up getting shut out (my partner knocked over 3 cups with his shoulder). This resulted in both of us having to do a naked lap around the house. I was pretty fucked up at this point, and I could barely get my own clothes off. It was also really cold outside, so I ran as fast as I could to the back of the house. This is the basic equation. Beer+Nudity+Running - Coordination+ Concrete Back Porch= An Embarrassing Bloody Ass Cheek. When I got back inside, I was bleeding everywhere. It also didn't help that inside, there was a kid on shrooms, who kept trying to send me to the hospital. He was afraid I was going to bleed to death in my sleep. There was also no rubbing alcohol or anything to disinfect the cut, so I had to use mouth wash. I let the shrooms kid do a haggard tape job on my wound, so that it would ease his worried mind. At least I got a cool looking scar out of it.

Dumb Horror Movie Of The Day.

I'm making a list of all the really stupid horror movies I have ever seen for the month of October. Trust me when I say I have seen many.
I pulled this trailer off Vice. I don't know what they put in the water over in Japan, but it must fuck people up if they allow a movie like this to be made. I do not recommend anybody try to actually see this film. I know I won't. The working english title of this movie is Big Tits Zombie 3D....

Countdown To The Best Holiday Of The Year Begins.

And so begins the marathons of badly written horror movies, girls in slutty costumes, toilet paper, and candy corn...

(Michael, how did you get into Michael's house?)

Summers is Over.

Summer is done. Some of us are happy to see it gone. The rest of us are already depressed from the impending shitty weather. Here are some photos to help us remember the good times of Summer 10'.