OK I realize I'm drunk

Monica Montage

I know we have a lot of footage of the guys doing stupid shit, but I thought it was finally time for me to present some of one of our founding female member's contributions to dumbassia. You knew this was coming...

Monica Montage from Dumbassia on Vimeo.

"The Alternative" Tonight

Tonight on WVUD2 (The Basement).
H.C. will be broadcasting his first November show.
In his words:
tonight will be the greatest November radio show I have ever had. I guarantee it! If you have any requests post them on my facebook. starts tonight at 10 on the basement per usual. heres the linkkkkkkkkk

http://www.wvud.org/listen_online.htm

Good music, and great sound bytes.

Halloween Advice For Future Reference

1. Don't attempt to make a quick costume out of material that is easily torn off if you are wearing nothing under it.
2. Avoid girls in devil costumes.
3. Take into consideration the weather before you go out. (I unfortunately didn't)
4. Bring your own stash of booze, so that you don't have to keep paying for cups at every party.
5. Realize where you are. If there are more dudes dressed sluttier then girls, you are at the wrong party (unless your a girl I suppose).
6. If someone spreads the rumor that the halloween gin bucket has been roofied, don't panic. They are probably lying. On that same note: if you happen to notice that the halloween gin bucket has so much alcohol in it that the plastic on the inside of your cup is chipping.....well maybe you should just put your cup down and go back to beer.
7. Remember to bring extra cash, because there will be a bull shit cover charge at every single bar.
8. Avoid being on the dance floor next to dudes wearing body paint.
9. Stash some spare clothes somewhere in the event you end up almost naked in an awkward situation and you need to be clothed.
10. It is a lot easier getting into the bars underage on halloween if you have a costume that disguises your face, because you can borrow any of your friends I.D.s and they won't be able to tell who you are.
11. Chicks do not want to get with dudes who have excessive amounts of make-up on their face.