A Message From Henderson Cole About His Radio Show: The ALTERNATIVE.

The ALTERNATIVE is evolving!!!

Hey people! Hope you are having a good summer. I have some news about The Alternative's future. The show has been great so far, and I have loved every single minute of it BUT I personally think it can be better. MUCH BETTER. so this year I am totally renovating the show. Same great music. Same funny comments and clips. but now with live interviews from your favorite bands, new ways for you to listen, better ways to get YOUR favorite bands on the show, and to talk with me while I'm on air. I want to make this show as fun for you as it is for me. That's high standard but I have hope, and you know what they say about hope... it floats ships or something. So maybe it'll make a radio show the best ever. it seems versatile.

The renovation has begun. I'm excited to introduce the new twitter for the show @UDAlternative follow it!!! I'll update you with music news, news about upcoming shows, and whatever else i can think of! its also going to be a great way to get your requests in fast.

Next Up is a new and improved facebook page for the show, because facebook has decided to close down all old groups and start a new format. And I have decided I want a new look for the page. should be up soon.

More updates to come... stay awesome and keep listening to great music.
PEACE

- Hendo

Shitty Horror Movie of the Day: Killer Klowns From Outer Space

I had seen this movie before, but I had forgotten its awfullness until me and Henderson decided to watch it last night. It has literally taken me 24 hours and half a bottle of Jack Daniels to fully comprehend (again) how dumb this movie is. It's really not even entertaining as a joke. Here are the absolute movie fails that have been scorched into my brain:

1. No explanation of what the hell this movie is about. Are all clowns evil? Are they really a race of monsters that kill humans with bad party tricks? Is the cotton candy acidic? Do real clowns explode when you shoot them in the nose? Guess we'll never know.
2. The main characters in this movie are so stupid, you actually want them to die.
3. No nude scenes. Even the worst of 80s horror flicks have some sort of female exposure that makes thirteen year old boys sit through these awful ordeals. This would have been the only thing that made this movie enjoyable and they fucked up that too.
4. More unanswered questions. Why did that cop hate college kids (who all looked like they were in their mid 30s) so much? Also what the hell was in that ice cream truck that exploded? Jugs of napalm?
5. No sex scenes. There is some suggestion of sex at one point in the movie when the two main characters are hooking up (in an inflated raft in the trunk of a car). This is of course interrupted by a flying circus tent that just had to be investigated. The only other sexual innuendo in the movie is the two guys who drove the ice cream truck may have been violently raped by two clown chicks with inflatable boobs. It's never really revisited in the movie.
6. At the end of the movie, the day is saved when the super retard gorilla clown is shot in the nose and the whole space ship blows up. Really inefficient engineering on the clowns' part. Then everyone is happy and celebrating, despite the fact that everybody in the town except for three people are dead.

To conclude, the only thing (according to H.C.) that makes this movie better than Hobgoblins, is that there was no five minute long rake fight scene. This movie will make you hate clowns more than you already probably do.