Happy New Yearz

Around this time of year, we here at Dumbassia like to celebrate the birth and accomplishments of one of our dearest friends, whose birthday also happens to fall on New Years Eve (to his disliking). More specifically we celebrate the day this man saved us all from an unspeakable wrath that few can possibly understand. We are thankful everyday for Henderson Cole V's noble act that vanquished the drunkest of creatures. So let us once again look upon the video that commemorates this deed.

P.S.
Thank you Mikey for taking us to Scranton this weekend. It was a very fun/shameful time and I appreciate your NYE hospitality... even though for some reason you refuse to believe that.